Probably The Best Jokes Ever !
Ouch!
One of my personal favorite jokes of all time...
Quite simply this pen will give you an electric shock, Not a harmfull one of course.
Why not get someone to pick a card... Ask them to sign it!!!
Price: £5
FART
MACHINE REMOTE CONTROLED
New cheaper model!
Probably the best joke in the world EVER !!!
Three different Farts…. Works up to 50 ft away and even through walls! No more blowing up Whoopee Cushions. I personally guarantee you'll kill yourself laughing…
Packing now
slightly different form the one shown in picture
Price: £2
Has
the mother in law lost her teeth? They must be hers they just won't shut
up!!!
Price: £4
Complete
with bloodstained bandage. ARGH call the Doctor !
Price: £1
Get
your putting pals with this Golf Ball that just won't putt in a straight
line.
Price: £ 2
Please don't shoot me !!! Phew !!!
Price: £3
Say where's a tissue
Flash, bang, URGH!
Price: £3
Nice
new car! What on earth's that noise?
Price: £2
Like
my new gold ring? Go on have a closer look Opps !!!
Price: £1.50
Blue
Mouth, Fish, Chilli, Strawberry soap, Garlic, Mustard & Fart…
Yum Yum!
Price: £2 for 12 assted
Phew!
These are guaranteed to clear any room! Box of 3
Price: £1.50
I
V'ant to bite your neck…
Price: £2 for 10
Ideal
for your friends nice new car window… packet of 2 "holes"
Price: £1.50
A
real neck strainer it just wont come out
Priec: £3.50
A
timeless classic Wash those filthy hands…
Price: £1.50
Please note the items & packaging may vary slightly from picture!
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